God Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret. A good one. -Veronica and Lilly

That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie! -Wallace

Why'd you join pep squad, Veronica?
Um, the PE credit. You?
Veronica, I suffer from too much pep. I needed a pep outlet. Plus, Sassy says girls who join the clubs really get the fellas.
'Cause you really need a lot of help on that front.
Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads... That's it. That's her entire philosophy. -Lilly and Veronica

Let me see your phone.
What are you doing?
It is now booty-call enabled.
In case I need a little late-night action?
Action, investment advice. Whatever. -Troy and Veronica

So, you and Ms. James, huh? I wouldn't have pegged that one.
We only went out a couple of times. I didn't wanna make a big deal of it.
So don't. I get it. Companionship, needs, yadda yadda yadda. It's fine.
I'm sorry you didn't hear about it from me first.
Don't sweat it. You know how many things I don't tell you? [Keith gives her a look] I'm kidding. It's cool. Just next time, could you shoot for an actual teacher? Because this has no potential benefit to my grade-point average. -Veronica and Keith

[tilts head] Hey.
See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you. -Veronica and Weevil

Look at you, all helpful.
Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind! -Veronica and Logan

You don't go to the Oceanside bars that the college kids hang out at, do you?
I prefer the biker bar by the train station. I get more attention there. -Keith and Veronica

With your sleuth prowess and my programming skills, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that we would rule the entire known universe. -Mac

This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader
I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
No sweat! How do I do it?
Play on her insecurity.
I meant the fake ID. -Wallace and Veronica

This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended. -Veronica

Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
Oh, you stop it! -Lamb and Veronica

I can't help it if God made me fabulous! -Lilly

This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message. -Logan

Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak. -Keith and Veronica

But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights. -Logan and Trina

Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
Caz, did you listen? -Veronica and Caz

You are having sex with my daughter?
Not right now. -Jake and Weevil

Guess who stopped by today?
If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed. -Keith and Veronica

Hey, I need your help.
Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot every time someone asks for my help? -Logan and Veronica

Oh my gosh, look what I found in my cereal box this morning. It's a spy pen!
What's a spy pen? [Lilly pulls out the pen] How covert ops of you!
I'm going to use to pass secret messages to all my lovahs.
This is going to be a very busy little pen. -Lilly and Veronica

You know what's gonna happen, Veronica? I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that "Star Wars" kid. -Carmen

Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go.
Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders.
Yeah. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans.
There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically? -Logan and Veronica