I didn't do it! You didn't see me! You can't prove anything! –Bart

I don't know what happened. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy! -Milhouse

My soul, carved in pieces by spiky-haired demons. –Lisa Simpson

You can’t ask God to kill someone.
Yeah! You do your own dirty work. –Marge and Homer

Homer, use your inside voice.
I don’t have an inside voice! –Marge & Homer