Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Oh yeah? Well, sometimes I do. -Ryan and Seth

I don’t know about lying to your parents.
Okay, I will lie to my parents. -Ryan and Seth

I'm sorry, I thought that was a rhetorical question. -Seth

What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
What happens in Mexico?
I don’t know. That’s why we must go. -Seth and Ryan

I just love pudding. It’s so fun to say. Pudding, pudding, pudding. -Seth

See that? I just almost bowled a strike. In our hotel room. -Seth

I am never throwing another party ever again.
Oh, honey. Don’t tease. - Kirsten and Sandy Cohen

Julie Cooper? My grandma wears Uggs. -Seth

Woah, it’s a flying car! Oh, that’s my bad. Actually it’s a plane. -Seth

How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters! -Summer

I heard some really, really bad music and I knew it could only be self-indulgent actors with instruments. -Seth

I guess I can sort of see your perspective.
I’m holding hot coffee, Cohen. -Seth and Summer

I’m gonna brood. Silently. Over here. –Ryan

Do not honk at DJ! He’s hot! –Summer

I can’t wait for you to see the house. And the look on my mom’s face when she sees you in it. –Marissa

I had a boyfriend. He sailed away. –Summer

I’m all I think about. And not in a good way. –Seth

You’re talking about yourself in the third person.
How is Seth’s hair right now? –Ryan and Seth

Okay, now you’re talking about yourself in like the fourth person. –Ryan

Personal growth is so painful. –Seth

That’s my niche, pathetic but sweet. -Seth

Cohen, that was really sweet.
Pathetic and sweet?
No, just sweet. –Summer and Seth

Shenanigans?
I know! –Ryan and Seth

She’s argumentative, bossy, difficult-
Yeah, that’s my type. –Ryan and Seth

The 50 Cent to her… Mrs Cent. –Seth

I tried to Google myself today and I brought down the entire network. –Julie Cooper-Nicols

We should have gotten divorced years ago.
Thank you, Jimmy. –Jimmy and Julie

You think I’m cute.
When you’re not talking. –Seth and Alex

Wow. An honest conversation with a girl. This is new for me. -Ryan

All you LA chicks are so lame.
We’re not from LA. We’re from Orange County.
Orange County? Ew. –Paris and Summer

I can’t rely on your parents forever.
Why not? I intend to do it. -Ryan and Seth

He’s kissing another girl! Right in front of me on the phone! -Summer

Get away from him! Whore!
Hey, she goes to UNOV.
Oh, I’m sorry. Skank! -Summer and Seth

I think, in psychology, that’s called shameless gold-digging. -Jimmy

Are you excited about being a groomsman?
It’s the fulfilment of a lifelong dream. -Sandy and Seth

I don’t believe in irony.
Oh, that’s too bad. -Caleb and Sandy

Hey Dad, how’s the party? I think somebody called the cops. - Seth

You home school kids are pathetic. –Seth

You’re kind of creeping me out.
I’m okay with that. –Summer and Seth

Yes. Yes. Although I personally don’t see the appeal? Yes. –Seth

Don’t mention it. No, seriously, don’t. Especially to Summer. –Seth

Oh, Julie, you scared me. More than usual. –Sandy

You’re interrupting very studious people. Like me. –Seth

I can make no promises. –Seth

You go work on your cool bonfire. Me & Oats are gonna order in. –Seth

Sorry about the mess. We’re between maids. –Marissa

Oh, I am gonna kick his arse back to last year. –Summer

It actually looks kinda fun.
Yeah. From really far away. –Alex and Marissa

We built it together. Let’s burn it together. –Marissa

I’ve got my orthopaedic shoes, my cardigan and my humidifier. Now take me to my people. –Seth

You and Marissa Cooper?
It isn’t like that.
It sure isn’t. Not in this lifetime. –Girl and Trey

Sorry, figure of speech. Victory lap! –Seth