As long as you carry the spirit of chaos and destruction in your heart, that is Halloween. -Francis, Malcolm in the Middle

We’re going to be out of season before we get there! -Carson, Queer Eye

So, how is your mom?
Funny story, that. She’s dead. (Karen laughs.)
How is that funny?
Well, she was alive and now she’s dead. -Grace and Karen, Will & Grace

You know, when people think of the Aussie bush, they tend to only think of one thing. But if you ask me, there’s a lot more than just that one thing. -Russel Coight, All Aussie Adventures