Despite the precariousness of her situation, Susan took a moment to mourn her loss. - Mary Alice

Oh Mary Alice, what did you do? -Bree

You know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house! –Gabrielle

Everything my ex-husband worked for, gone. –Edie

Oh, honey. She wasn’t married to him. He was just one of her special friends. –Susan

Lying naked in her shrubs, it occurred to Susan that this could be the most humiliating moment of her life. She was wrong. –Mary Alice

I’ll chop you up into little pieces. –Mrs Hoover