Tomorrow's Halloween. Nothing happens on Halloween. -Spike

(sing-song) Someone wasn't worthy. -Spike

(sing-song) She's a non-believer. She taints us. -Ford's friend

I like time. There's so little and so much of it. -Oracle

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away. -Xander

I'm Professor Walsh. Those of you who fall under my good graces will come to know me as Maggie. Those of you who don't will come to know me by the name my TAs use, and think I don't know about, 'The Evil Bitch Monster of Death.' -Prof Walsh

Try not to die. You are not unpleasant to my eyes. -Illyria

No touching my clipboard. -Spike

You’re clearly mistaking me for someone who values your opinions. Please stop. -Anya

You’re looking for a hell dimension in a haystack. -Spike

It was a one-way street and I was going one way. -Cordelia

You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. -Giles

You guys are like Santa Claus, my fairy godmother and Q all wrapped up into one.
Huh?
Q from Bond, not Star Trek. -Buffy and Giles

I’ve been doing my homework. You know, reading books and stuff.
What, ‘Evil for Dummies’? -Harmony and Spike

I’ve got it covered with weapons from A to Z. From axe to… ze other axe. -Xander

Did I mention this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it. -Buffy

(To Dracula) A guy like you should think about going electric. Seriously. -Buffy

I suppose Dracula doesn’t use bleach. He’s a darks-only man. -Xander

That’s exactly what the First does. Finds your achillis heel.
No, it just talked to me. What? It does a heel thing too? -Robin and Faith

We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think. -Riley

We've got important work here. A lot of filing, giving things names. -Riley